UNPOSSIBLE!!!

Italian Spiderman

Shut your mouth pussy cat!

"...And then they made their chief."

The new, rad way to be buried at "sea".

To Boldly Go Where a Few Have Gone Before

There is a reason why I always wanted to be an astronaut and why I'm still determined to spend at least a few days in orbit. Look at how much fun zero G can be.

glumbert - Space Playground

Words don't even begin to describe...

Pig Punch

I like this guy. I really need to get an iPhone...

Oh that Patches!

I wonder if he's got a giant ltter box too...

http://www.ejb.com/video/17455/Patches_is_the_coolest_horse.html

Get 'em while you still can!

For those who were unsure...

Police Station No Place to Smoke Weed

"DANBURY, Conn. (AP) — A man is facing drug charges after he allegedly walked into the Danbury police station puffing on a marijuana-filled cigar.

Capt. Robert Myles says Scott Snow walked into the station early Saturday and blew smoke from his cigar into a small opening in the bullet-resistant glass separating desk officers from the public.

Myles says the 24-year-old man was told there's no smoking inside the building and he allegedly stubbed out the cigar on the counter.

Officers came out and smelled the distinctive odor of marijuana and arrested Snow.

Police say they found more alleged marijuana in Snow's pants. He has been released after posting bond."

Picture of the Weekend

Keep an eye on your dirty bastard son...

Just Incase

Girls With Horns RULE!

www.nbahorns.com

Turns out, I was right.

Don't Cry...

I will go there one day.

I should have posted this yesterday and I'm sorry.

Corpse Rape

Perfect ideas for next years "Saw V"

The Never Ending Gears of War Story

Joystiq has an article up about an interview with Mike Capps, president of Epic Games, makers of Gears of War. He basically said he almost dropped the multiplayer persion of the game (which really would have killed the game) and he hatted the advertising campaign using Gary Jules' "Mad World". I personally LOVED those commercials. The article in and of itself is boring and dumb, but what really caught my eye was the "alternate" Gears of War Commercial. Watch and enjoy. I'm now going to start playing Gears of War again.

[via joystiq]

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

From the makers of Sugar Ray videos (insert sound of me screaming in anger)and "The O.C." cames a remake of one the funniest BBC shows ever.

Spaced

The reason "Spaced" was good: It was made by funny people who write funny things that rule!!!!!


NOT MCG GOD DAMN IT! And what..... the writer of Will and Grace!?!?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG


Here's the damn article. Shit.

My bottom feels strange...

November 5, 1955

Looking to time travel in style but can't afford a Delorean? Why not turn your entire home into a time machine with the home edition Flux Capacitor? Whether you want to visit your teenage parents in 1955 or your future self in 2015, the Flux Capacitor will get you there. 1.21 gigawatts not included.









[via boingboing]

Tricks or Treat?

What does the Joker have up sleeve when the candle burns out.

Note to self: that was a really lame sentence.

Anyway...

CHRISTIAN SLATER IS MOSES!

"I love my dead gay son!"



Trailer

Stuff I Want For Christmas

I will now begin a Christmas registry of sorts for me. It's like getting married, but with half the hassle!
Let's begin:

For my bathroom

For my childhood (now raped, Star Wars style)

and now a couple things to get Doug for Chanukah:

For his bedroom

For his night life


more things will be added to my registry as we get closer to the big day!

My Pic of the day

Want to party like a rock star? The get this limited edition Stratocaster Squire filled with over $1,000,000 dollars worth of cocaine. Just make sure you wipe the residue off of your guitar case before transporting it between Costa Rica and Rome. To see a picture of the guitar before it was cut open to show all the happyland goodness inside visit Gizmodo or Music Thing.



[via Gizmodo] [via Music Thing]

Picture of the day...

Arnold: "The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."

Sarah Connor: "Skynet fights back."

Arnold: "Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia."

President Bush: "Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?"

Arnold: "Because Skynet knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here."

The Long Wait

This came over in an email from Chris earlier today.

The final 20-episode run will kick off in — you read it here first — early April.

God, I don't want to have to wait that long. I guess I can watch all of seasons 1, 2 and 3 for a second time through before season 4 starts.

Bigger is Always Better

I'm a fan of the geektastic site, ThinkGeek and all the wonderful products they sell. I'm also a fan of one of my childhood favorite toys, the genuine Swiss Army Knife, so you must imagine the overwhelming joy I felt when I came across the Giant Swiss Army Knife. This is an authentic Swiss Army Knife comes with all 85 tools that are currently produced for the survival tools. Anyone want to whittle me $999.00 so I can pick up one of these for myself?

[via ThinkGeek]

Safety!

Yes. This is what happens in Oregon. They don't ride bikes, they just bang their heads around in the bathroom a bit.

Get ur Halloween on

Today's craft-o-the-day is a paper skull. It doesn't require too much skill to put together, just some scissors, tape, and glue. Even Chris Holmes could do it!! Download the pdf file here. I'm going to try this out tonight and will post the results tomorrow.

[via Skull-A-Day]

Song of The DAY!

BOB

Real Picture of the day

I Win.

Can this count as picture if the day? This is a skit from "The Peter Serafinowicz Show" . It airs on BBC and the internet (i'm guessing).
This is Peter Serafinowicz (He's the Harry Potter looking guy from Shaun of the Dead).


Here is the funniest thing I've seen all day.










Interesting note: He is the voice of Darth Maul

Go Metro!

This is a special post just for Chris. If you're confused re-read this.

"Hearts on Fire" = Song of the day

I do believe they used the sound of bowling pins being knocked down in substitute of the wood chopping sound. If this doesn't make you want to take down Russia with your mighty American fists then go back to Siberia Commie!

This has been the worst day of the week. So far.

I just walked from me girlfriends house (Wilshire/ La Brea) to 9 Star (Olympic/ Sepulveda). I picked up my bike (Hollywood... the bike, not the city) and rode home to Santa Monica. The LA Times says that the air quality from Woodland Hills to San Diego is "unhealthful for everyone". I may be dick, but that obviously doesn't makes me smart. Crap.


Watch this to see how this guys day is worse than mine... and funnier?

Pinups for Pups?

This was just sent to me and I'm not sure what to think or say, so I'm gonna go eat lunch instead.
http://www.pinupsforpups.com/

What's it gonna be?

This might be an oldie to some of you, but I always go back to it when I need a good laugh.

Picture and Song of the Day

Let's see how long I can keep this up...
First the picture


















From the upcoming "There Will Be Blood" directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.
Bill "The Butcher" is back (kind of) and he's not just shiving pigs any more!
This movie will a be much needed movie boner.


And now the song...
This video sucks. It's hot out side. My family in Oceanside might lose their house in the fire tomorrow. We'll see! Enjoy!


Now playing: Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning

bad religion los angeles is burning

[via FoxyTunes / Bad Religion]

This is what an iPod is for

And anything else that has speakers.
(click picture for link)

Happy Birthday

Six years ago today people forked over $399 for a 1st generation ipod. I waited until December to get mine. I could go on a tell you about how I've owned a first gen, a first gen mini and a first gen iphone, but I don't think anyone actually gives a shit, so I'll stop here. I won't even link the the wikipedia entry about the ipod. If you really give a crap you'll look it up yourself.

Be. Hold.

For lunch I'm going to the American Apparel Store on Main St. to
apply for store manager.

Keep in mind, last time I managed a retail store, I got fired.
Seven years ago.I figure if I tell them I like
hating things/ feeling superior to others
and girls with tattoos they'll hire me on the spot.


I saw "Weird Al" live in concert at the Greek on Saturday. I laughed so hard at one point, water began sprouting from my eyes. This was the joke that did me in: "Be careful to make sure your ghost doesn't fall down the stairs." Still funny. Um... you had to be there.


Also this...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938

You Don't Have This Much Time On Your Hands

God, we're off to a slow start. Here... This is funny. Let me troll around the internet for a little bit.

Mitch Hedberg - On Letterman #2

[via FoxyTunes / Mitch Hedberg]

Day Before the Day of the Dead

That would be Halloween people. One of the best holidays we have next to Valentines Day (not the Christianized version, the original Pagan holiday devoted to sex sex and more sex). While the rest of Southern California is burning to the ground I'm concerning myself not with the plight of others, but with the decision of what costume to get this year. For my costume choice this year I'm choosing the quick and easy route with a costume t-shirt from 80stees.com. They're simple yet effective and it looks like this Halloween I'll be going as that lovable Wookie, Chewbacca.

Unnecessary

This song makes me want kids.

Andrew Gold - Lonely Boy

[via FoxyTunes / Andrew Gold]

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Now playing: Andrew Gold - Lonely Boy
via FoxyTunes